Predictions

So, as I'm very late today (and pretty tired), I'm going to outline what I think the outcomes of the general election will be. I'll contrast them with the outcomes on May 6th. :)

• There will be a hung parliament.
• The Conservative Party will gain a simple majority.
• The Liberal Democrats will come second, Labour coming third.
• Bercow will win Buckingham.
• The Lib Dems will win St. Austell and Newquay.
• The Greens will lose Brighton.
• The BNP will not gain a seat, nor will UKIP.
• Everyone will be disappointed.
• The Monster Raving Loony Party will make a hilarious appearance.
• The swingometer will be analysed to death by Jeremy Vine.
• David Dimbleby will be tired.